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  • New Islamic Terror Methods

    Eight people have been arrested under the Terrorism Act in Birmingham in connection with an alleged plot to kidnap a member of the armed forces.
    A number of addresses in the city have been sealed off after morning raids.

    The operation, believed to have taken six months, involved police and security service MI5.

    Senior security sources said a terror plot not aimed at mass casualties would mark "a different approach to terrorism in the UK".

  • A Quagmire of Shite

    Its never changed, when is someone in power going to have the balls to actually tell it like it is? The middle-east, mostly Islamic ruled states are in a turmoil as are other Islamic states. They always have been and always will be. Its Islamic culture. They are a bunch of raving lunatics.....


    Gaza Today


    Lebanon Today


    Iraq Today


    Syria Today


    Iran Today


    Eygypt Today


    Pakistan Today


    Jordan Today - Suicide Bomber Convicted

    The list goes on, North Africa, Afganistan, Bali, Balkans etc etc etc....

  • British? English? Sorry, no such thing.

    The British are a complex “mosaic” people and that the myth of “race” is debunked claims a genetic study.

    Turi King, a co-author of the study at the University of Leicester concluded that her work showed that Britain has always been composed of a mosaic of different people.

    Fellow researcher Professor Jobling echoed this view: "This study shows that what it means to be British is complicated and always has been," he said.

    "Human migration history is clearly very complex, particularly for an island nation such as ours, and this study further debunks the idea that there are simple and distinct populations or 'races'."

    These far reaching conclusions which could have profound socio-political consequences were based on the discovery that seven men with a rare Yorkshire surname carry a genetic signature previously found only in people of African origin.

    Yes, seven men, not seventy thousand, seven hundred or even seventy but lucky number 7.

    => Read more!

  • 96% Vagina?

    According to Muslim law, these woman have determined that 96% of their body is genital area and just 4% of them is their face or the person part of them. There is no difference between pubic hair and facial hair according to their law. So thinking with their genitals, both are embarrassing and should be covered. These ambulant vaginas believe they should be covered up, beaten and humiliated. In Iran woman is refered to as Zaifeh, meaning weak both mentally and physically. Muslim woman strive to be treated as awrat, a walking, talking vagina. Then why should we think of them differently?

    Islamic Words of Wisdom

    A woman is like a private part, When she goes out the devil casts a glance at her
    Al-Haj Maulana Fazlul Karim, vol 2, p692


    So, What image is this woman portraying, she is saying, I'm 100% vagina, touch me anywhere you make me horny. My entire body is a awrat. Does this image arouse respect? Maybe to someone who thinks with their genitals

  • Britains 9/11 is coming.

    Britain is still waiting with teeth gritted and bated breath for its own 9/11, (7/7 was just a warning shot as was the first bombing of the WTC in 1993) which hopefully will never happen. But then we know the Muslim enemy better to write-off any future dramatic attack on Britain, as the war on Terror progresses.

    The closest shave before 7/7 that the British have had was the bombing of the consulate in Constantinople (Istanbul) in Turkey. Before 7/7 we knew that the London Underground would someday be a target of attack. It was when some of our fears were realised. But the worst may be yet to come! What can come next is the use of Sarin like nerve agent as had happened in the Tokyo subway.

    Let's take a brief potted history of the muslim invasion here in Britain. We could infact go back a century or two or either further with Europe's Ottoman invasions with the first in a line of Jihad invasions intending to turn Europe into Eurabia. Today, Islam does not have to use the sword to lay it's foundations, it deceives, like cancer it settles in and roots itself into the blood supply.

    => Read more!

  • Chained Boy

    PHOTOJOURNALISM: 1ST PRIZE
    JUVENILE PUNISHMENT
    G.M.B. Akash, 28
    Photographer
    Dhaka, Bangladesh

    You're initially drawn in by the youngster's sad eyes, but then react in horror to the lock and chains wrapped around his ankles. G.M.B. Akash was visiting a [Quran] village school in Dhaka, where this young boy was restrained as punishment for refusing to study.
    So what, one might say. The picture is heartbraking, but we have seen worse from the religion of peace. At least the little fellow has still got all his limbs, eyes and seems to be generally physically unharmed.

    GMB Akash, photographed by Tajnur Jahan Trisha.

    But the story doesn't end here. Yesterday, the German newsmagazine SPIEGEL ONLINE reported, that this photo was not without consequences for G.M.B. Akash. In spite of warnings, he insisted on the publication of the picture and the influential and much read Nepalese glossy "Himal" put it up on its frontpage.

    Akash gets threatening phone calls from Islamist extremists. he tries to explain. He intends to help the Quran school to change its way, he says. The voice at the other end of the line says: "If you are doing it like that, you are lost." Some days later, five men are visiting Akash's parents' house. Akash stops going to the office. Just at that time, a series of Islamist bomb attacks is ravaging Dhaka. Akash remains silent. "They threatened that if I say anything they will punish me." The police? "Policemen are evil people. If you need help, they laugh at you."

    Since two weeks now, G.M.B. Akash is living in Germany. The charitable foundation "Hamburger Stiftung für politisch Verfolgte" granted him and his wife a stipend and made it thus possible for them to stay for a year here. He says "I wish to reach two goals with my photographs … to change grievances and to make people to value more what is good."

    Click the photo above to see more photography

  • Blair's Nazi Conditioning.

    Children will be taught race relations and multiculturalism with every subject they study -from Spanish to science - under controversial changes to the school curriculum announced by the Government.

    In music and art, they could have to learn Indian and Chinese songs and instruments, and West African drumming

    In maths and science, key Muslim contributions such algebra and the number zero will be emphasised to counter Islamophobia.

    Pupils will study literature on the experiences of migration - such as Zadie Smith's novel White Teeth

    And in English, pupils will study literature on the experiences of migration - such as Zadie Smith's novel White Teeth, or Brick Lane, by Monica Ali.

    Under the recommendations - put forward in a report by former headmaster Sir Keith Ajegbo -teachers will be expected to make 'explicit references to cultural diversity' in as many subjects as possible.
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    For Hitler youth read Blair’s children, ever since this new communist government came to power there has been a concerted effort to pervert the education of the young of this country.

    This country once had the finest education system in the world now it is a shambolic mess of politically correct idioms and social engineering projects.

    Why has this happened, well it is not that complex, the basic premise of Blair’s education system is to create an education system that actually does not educate anybody, as I have said before an uneducated population is an easily managed population.

    George Orwell made this point very clearly in his book “1984” in that book he demonstrated how people were “educated” to the level required to do a specific job, the selected few were educated for the top jobs and others were educated to a level that meant they could be a refuse collector for example.

    Blair’s children get a worse deal, their identity as a part of a nation is being inexorably removed; he is creating “lost souls” and filling their heads with disinformation.

    The net result of this social engineering has been to create a generation who cannot recognise the threats to their society and wellbeing; they are lacking the skills to challenge what this government is doing.

    The Hitler youth were conditioned into the Nazi mindset, Hitler and Goebels knew the benefits of “getting to them whilst they were young and easily moulded” this New Communist Government in the UK is doing exactly the same.

    The conditioning process gathers apace, multiculturalism, discredited as it is will still be taught in every subject, all subjects are to be politicised and students will be assessed on their attitude towards multiculturalism, this is appalling, utterly appalling.

    The main thrust of this exercise is not to create an understanding of African drumming, after all what use is African drumming to anybody, we have telephones and the internet now, the main purpose of this incursion into education is to further reduce the British culture and the values that it is based on.

    Key Muslim contributions will be highlighted, in other words “promoted”, the article sites Mathematics, Islam did not contribute anything to Mathematics, this is another of many erroneous claims made by Islam.

    This move is not about Indian, Chinese or African cultures; this is about promoting Islam in our schools, nothing else.

  • Islam Is Peace?!

    Not For the Faint of Hearted

    Videos of Islamic Sharia Law Justice


    A 10 minute video of four men being stoned to death in Iran. Their crime: adultry.


    A three minute video of hands and feet being cut off as a punishment for theft. Sharia law in action!

  • Girl from nowhere

    While pupils of Trinidadian origin are encouraged to celebrate their Caribbean culture and pupils of Bengali origin are encouraged to hold on to their traditions children of native British parentage are positively discouraged from celebrating their history, exploring their identity. The situation is far worse in England than it is in the so-called Celtic nations. Welsh, Scottish and in particular Irish identities are far less likely to be attacked and reviled as much as the English identity. Marxist educators and broadcasters tend to dwell on the supposed historical English exploitation of the Celtic nations.

    The report quoted a poignant example of one white pupil in her early teens who, after hearing in a lesson that other members of her class originally came from the Congo, Portugal, Trinidad and Poland, said that she “came from nowhere”.

    Full Story here

  • Religion of Peace

    Now it becomes clear why there was/is a media silence over the Ch4 Dispatches programme. This report from The UK Daily Pundit explains all:

    Nearly a week after Channel 4's disturbing undercover report on the Green Lane Mosque, the unwillingness of our elected representatives to speak out has shocked many. So, why the silence?I believe that it's a direct result of a concerted campaign by Muslim pressure groups which began a week before the hour-long report was broadcast. In an effort to discredit the programme senior Muslims used threats of prosecution, allegations of Islamophobia and even a wild claim from the Muslim Council of Britain that programme makers were attempting to "forment sectarian divisions".

    Were MPs lobbied, intimidated and bullied in the same way? I suspect they were. But until I see a copy of one of the e-mails, faxes, or letters sent to MPs by the campaigners I can't confirm it.

    The Campaign

    The various Muslim groups began organising a week before the show went out on the 15th January. A threat of legal action (pdf) against the programme's producer, Andrew Smith, was made by Shouaib Ahmed, Secretary General of Markazi Jamiat Ahl-e-Hadith UK, and published on the MCB website:

    7th January: "I must remind you that if I or any member of my staff or anyone who worships at the Green Lane Mosque or the Mosque itself are subjected to any form of physical attack as a result of your programme then you, HardCash Productions Ltd and Channel 4 will all be liable to prosecution for incitement to commit a criminal act."

    The following day The Federation of Student Islamic Societies published this call to arms on their website:

    8th January: "URGENT ALERT: CONTACT CHANNEL 4 TO PROTEST AGAINST ISLAMOPHOBIC PROGRAMME: The time has come for us to say enough is enough. We must unite in order to defend ourselves from this onslaught, any debate regarding Islam, should be had by the Muslim community and not by those who seek to divide the Muslims and pit one group of Muslims against the other."

    Two days later the Muslim Public Affairs Committee UK (MPAC UK), urged their readers to do the same:

    10th January: "MPACUK urge you to contact Channel 4 and raise the following concerns: A documentary like this could have damaging effects on community relations and cohesion. There is fear of potential backlash and attacks on Mosques with heightened Islamophobia."

    On the same day the UK Islamic Mission (UKIM) posted this on their website:

    10th January: "To malign and slander a responsible and moderate Muslim organization and to portray it as representing the extremist views or of indulging in double talk is highly reprehensible. Such attempts will strengthen those who preach extremism to the detriment of our society."

    Finally, in what I believe to have been a last desperate attempt to bully Channel4 into pulling the show, the Muslim Council of Britain released a press statement which included these inflammatory comments:

    12th January: "From the latest transcript it is clear that Monday's heavily hyped 'Dispatches' is an attempt to forment sectarian divisions among British Muslims and misrepresent some leading UK Muslim institutions."
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    If nothing else the various Muslim organisations above have attempted to cover up the extent of extremism within their ranks.(So much for the Religion of Peace!)

    Even more worrying is the fact that they succeeded in doing exactly that! The Big Brother race row has been over reported so that the MSM could appease the Muslims and avoid charges of "Islamophobia."

    Wecome to Britanistan!

    Battle For Britain

  • Now being served up in some UK Schools

    Halal meat? click the link - theres really nothing more to say. Barbaric and disgusting treatment. Basra or Bradford, the slaughter is the same.
    May Offend

  • BBC Brainwashing

    The BBC make me sick, they are the ultimate tool in the Liberal brainwashing of the populus. Ethnics that get attacked are quite clearly reported as 'white' youths attacks a Asian mini cab driver. Other strories involving Asian kids stabbing and setting fire to a white youth does not get reported that 'Asian' youths committed this crime, it takes alot of searching to find out exactly what happened. Same with the case of Asians attacking a 15 year old in his school, no mention on the BBC News site this was carried out by Asians.

    I'm offended that the term 'White' is adopted by the ever increasing Liberal BBC. I'm not 'White' I'm fair skinned but certainly not 'White' I find it a very offensive term and at this point feel I too should jump on the bandwagon. According to BBC news reporting, Asians, Blacks or any other minority ethnics are not committing much crime at all, it's a mystery uncatergorised minority committing the crimes. I can't believe there is not a Liberal labelled pigeon hole for this category.

    The BBC’s use of the term ‘misguided criminals’ and ‘bombers’ when referring to the perpetrators of the recent London blasts had stirred an international debate on politically correct language. The words replace the term ‘terrorist,’ which according to the BBC can “carry emotional or value judgments”.

    So, I dug up some stats on this issue, Liberals love stats and spreadsheets, here's one on BBC reporting:

    According to the Global Language Monitor’s (www.LanguageMonitor.com) exclusive PQ (Political-sensitivity Quotient) Index, the term ‘terrorist’ appears 700% more frequently on the web than ‘bomber’ when linked to terror-related activities such as suicide bombings, and the like. When tracking global news articles only, the word ‘bomber’ can be found in about 40% of the articles, though usually in combination with ‘terrorist’ or terrorist-related words. The phrase ‘misguided criminals’ is found only about 5000 times on the entire web, many times linked to the emerging BBC story.

    From YNet: An internal memo, recently discovered by the British media, revealed what the BBC has been trying to hide. Senior figures admitted in a recent 'impartiality' summit that the BBC was guilty of promoting Left-wing views and anti-Christian sentiment.

    Most executives admitted that the corporation’s representation of homosexuals and ethnic minorities was unbalanced and disproportionate, and that it leaned too strongly towards political correctness, the overt promotion of multiculturalism, anti-Americanism and discrimination against the countryside.

    Okay to trash Bible, not Quran

    A truly shocking revelation to come out of the summit was expected to invoke a storm in Britain, which has already reached the boiling point with regards to the treatment of Muslims and the issue of the veil.

    For the purpose of illustration, the executives were given a scenario in which Jewish Comedian Sasha Baron Cohen would participate in a program titled ‘Room 101’, a studio program where guests would be asked for their opinions on different issues, and allowed to symbolically throw things they hated in a garbage bin.

    The executives were asked what they would do if Cohen decided to throw ‘Kosher food’, the Archbishop of Canterbury, the Bible, and the Quran in the garbage bin.

    The executives said they would allow everything to be thrown in the garbage bin, save the Quran, for fear of offending the British Muslim community.

    According to the ‘Washington Times’, the BBC also reportedly revealed that its executives favored interviewing terrorist leader Osama bin Laden if the opportunity arose.

    Among other issues raised in the summit was the question of whether or not veiled women should be allowed to read the news. The BBC’s diversity editor said that since news anchors were allowed to wear crosses, any news anchor should be permitted to wear anything they wished, including the veil.

    One senior BBC executive admitted to the ‘Daily Express’, "There was a widespread acknowledgement that we may have gone too far in the direction of political correctness. Unfortunately, much of it is so deeply embedded in the BBC's culture, that it is very hard to change it."

    Those that fund the BBC paying their license fee are condoning this pathetic corporation which is part of the Liberal dismantling of British Culture, if this sickens you then you have a choice. Boycot the BBC license fee, there are many ways to defeat paying the license fee legally and I will be posting some tips here on this blog along with references to web sites that oppose the BBC license fee.

    The BBC was once a leading and respected broadcaster world wide, now it resembles nothing more than a politically correct mouth piece. Even today I heard them promoting a new programme eminating from Canada called Little Mosque on the Prairie (A Dig and piss take towards non-muslims)amongst other Islamic propaganda that hogs around 60% of BBC output (BBCWS)

  • Suicide Bombers

    I don't know about you, but the hairs on the back of my neck stand up when watching the latest court goings on with regards to the would be tube train bombers. With MI5's so called list of other suspects, I can guarentee, the next wave of bombers are probably planning their next move(s). I am so bewildered as to why no mention of the mosque anti-brit / westener preachers have been mentioned anywhere. Whats wrong with people today, are they all too scared? Do they honestly believe that terror threats in the UK is not a REAL issue? Big Brother has proved this, more complaints about that pathetic episode have been recorded than people being concerned about what's being preached in mosques openly!(Ch4 Dispatches 15/01), If a church preached a similar tone against muslims, feet wouldn't touch the ground while being dragged to the cells.

    Still, you can all watch Big Brother / Reality TV in the comfort that the next wave of suicide bombers are awaiting. Let's hope you or your family are not the next victims of Jihad.

    If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing it, may I wake you up to some REAL Reality TV:

    Click link below

    part 1 of 6

  • Too Little, Too Late

    This little gem off the BBC web site made me laugh……

    Tougher powers for immigration officers and compulsory identity cards for non-EU nationals part of government plans unveiled earlier.
    The Borders Bill, the fifth on immigration in eight years, will make deportation of some foreign prisoners automatic once their sentence ends.

     Are Labour that depsreate into now thinking we'll all be impressed by their new 'sound byte'. Isn’t it a little too late?

  • Britishness, a PC Lesson.

    A Lesson in Britishness.

    Considering the Government’s new stance on educating ‘white kids’ on their Britishness, I wonder if the curriculum will go something like this;

    Main Features of White British Culture (Synopsis)

    • You are white, you have no rights
    • You are naturally racist by birth
    • You are naturally Homophobic by birth
    • You will tolerate others culture / religions, even if they intervene with your own
    • You will be told your basic morals and beliefs and obey or you become a criminal
    • You will be crimalised very easily
    • If you work you will be penalised
    • If you work you will have less rights
    • Human Rights do not apply!
    • Do not be proud of your history, and under no circumstances be proud or fly your flag.
    • Questioning any of the above will criminalise you.

    Awww, Fuck, no swearing in that too! I must be starting to conform.

  • Pathetic British Mentality

    Well, I’ve been waiting for over a week now for someone in the houses of parliament to bring the issue of the ‘Dispatches’ programme up shown on Channel 4 TV last week. The programme which exposed mosques preaching anti British / western hate, Racism, Religious Hate and other forms of ‘isms’. Oh, wait a minute I friggin forgot, something much more important happened didn’t it, of course, some big mouthed tart, voted the UK’s No.14 most influential person (By YOU) mouthed off on some pathetic TV programme. Fuck sake you saddo’s, you put her there so you should be ashamed of yourselves, you self indulgent excuse of a nation!

    So, whilst the preachers at some of Britain’s biggest mosques, recommended for ‘places of peace’ by the man himself Tony Blair Ohh! - Including the Police. They plan their Jihad against us - Fucking laughable!!!! What a pathetic nation! You deserve everything you get, anyone with an ounce common of sense will be planning to vacate the pathetic island and leave the ‘Liberal Elite’ to suffer the consequences. There sure ain't no one strong enough left to fight it

    Live by the sword, die by it!

  • When SECRET means SECRET!!!!! FFS

    I just can't friggin understand the mentality of the people within Amnesty International and the like minded average Liberal minded person. I question this seriously with regards to the on-going issues surrounding the CIA and other secret intelligence agencies having ‘secret’ prisons in other countries such as Poland. If they are secret prisons / bases or whatever, then they are fucking secret! What rights have we to know how these agencies operate? It seems in today’s world, everyone is an expert on the war on terror. If people are caught or arrested in connection with terrorist organisations, then tough, expect the worst.  

    It seems people today are ‘on side’ of the bad guys and would rather question the people who are making a stand against them. They use the word ‘human rights’, what fucking human rights of victims and their families did terrorists consider during 9/11 or 7/7? None! It also seems that the Liberal Defenders also question the validity of the invasion
    Iraq, protecting the many crimes against human rights by their very own dictator, Saddam Hussein. Most of these Liberal wankers have never been to Iraq, don’t know the culture and haven’t a clue what really goes on. They comment on things they don’t know fuck all about justifying their pathetic arguments with “Ohhh, it’s all about oil really” Fuck off you knob sticks, you haven’t a clue.

    Most of these whining ‘Human Rights’ campaigners haven’t a clue about every day life in their own world let alone worlds poles apart from theirs. I just hope that these Liberal minded shits are never victims of terrorism act, may be they’d feel what it’s like when real ‘human rights’ are taken from away people by evil lawless terrorist with extreme Islamic idealisms as their twisted principles.

  • Liberal Brainwashing Bollox

    How dare anyone try to convince me otherwise about my moral beliefs. It seems if you don’t let them, you are a Hitler! Fucking cheek! I don’t want anyone else’s beliefs shoved down my throat in the name of political correctness. Yes, gay adoption, it seems if you don’t agree you are mad. It seems in this world today, ‘Not Normal’ is Normal and ‘Normal’ is Mad! I’m no Christian bible bashing person but if the churches don’t agree, then that’s their choice. It’s the same as the Magistrate who took the decision to quit the Family Welfare Courts due to the same reasons.

    It also seems that many MP’s on all sides don’t agree with this Nazi style “you will believe what we believe, if not, you will break the law” attitude. Even cabinet ministers aren’t fully committed to conceding this one.

    We have already been told we are a nation of racists due to the Big Brother spectacle, now we’ll be labeled a nation of homophobics if we don’t all agree on the gay adoption issue. After all, the liberal elite love their little pigeon hole boxes with labels to put us into, how about another little box with a label…”Fuck Off”

  • Liberals Get Excited About BB

    I just knew it and predicted it earlier. The liberal elite are having an absolute field day with the Big Brother farce. Now they are calling for 'Citizenship Classes' to be taught in schools, the plans are already being drawn up. So, a few people in the Big Brother house reflects the whole of Britain? Twats! How they twist things into what where just no mpore than insulting comments into plain racism, even after the so called victim didn't agree herself it was racism. Trevor Philips has now spoke out saying it's taken them a whole week to find out that is was racist. Laughable, now school kids have to pay the price. Another lesson in the cirriculum informing them that if you white, you have to tolerate everything thrown your way and woe be tired if you make a comment towards and minority ethnic, even a common insult. Pathetic! Its amazing what impact this pathetic TV has had on Not So Great Britain. Whats more amazing is, the viewing figures have gone up for Channel 4's worse piece of television ever. So, racism has been pretty financially awarding for some, whilst the 'commoners' of the country take the flack. Fucking ridiculous!

  • BBC changes history - fucking amazing

    As a child, I read wonderful books, Enyd Blytons Noddy and Big Ears, Mary, Mungo and Midge, Good old Paddington Bear and was delighted in the daily happenings of the Clangers, Magic Roundabout, Trumpton, Bagpuss and other childhood favourites such as Rainbow and Mr. Ben. Arrr such memories. Well, the BBC has decided to change another one of my favs, yep, Robin Hood. Believe it or not, some characters in the the 13th century Robin Hood we're ethnic. The BBC are just a font of knowledge, talk about history changing before you know it. Thanks BBC for re-educating me the PC way. I'm so glad I don't pay the fucking rediculous TV license you force people to pay. What next? A Token ethnic 'Churchill'? or how about perhaps, a white Martin Luther King in your next epic? Patronising Wanking BBC!

  • Why Swear - Fuck Knows!

    I'be been asked, by popular request, why do the majority of my posts contain 'harsh' language? Hmmmm, a perfectly good question, and so one should enquire, quite right! The majority of my posts are regarding the state of good old blighty so one tends to get rather pee'd off when discussing such things. Look, I've said it before, it's stated quite clearly in the header above, if harsh language and spelling mistakes upset you.... Fug off to a dictionary or even better. Email me for 10 pence, I'll send you one then you can fuck off and phone someone who gives a shit!

  • War Mongers - Fucking Hypocrites

    The Muslim Council of Great Britain urge muslims to cause as much public mayhem as they can by publishing all complaints to UK media outlets: http://www.mcb.org.uk/PDF27Sept.pdf (Muslim Council Of Great Britain)If I posted a similar threat in a muslim country, I would probably imprisoned, tortured or had a limb cut off. How dare they abuse the UK's so called freedom of speech I'm insulted by them by being called an infadel, as refered to by islamic law. If they wish to protest about Britain and Western Culture, fuck off back to where their roots come from. If you don't like the UK, Christianity or western culture, its simple.....Fuck Off! and stop complaining when you get more benefits than you'll ever get in your so call perfect society, than I'd ever get as an Englishman in my own country, just shut the fuck up complaining. No wonder they all flock to Britain, they can have their fucking cake and eat it considering the regimes they flock from.
    (I await the liberal do gooders to defend - bring it on you wasters!

  • What Really Offends Me Is.........(and this WILL offend you...)

    Being called White
    White Board
    White Wash
    White Man
    Whitener
    Chalky
    White Van Man
    Honky
    The hundreds of Mosques in my country
    Suicide Bombers
    Jihad Wankers
    Muslim Viel Wearers
    Political Correctness
    Tony Blair
    The European Union
    The word Racist
    The word Bigot
    Liberal Tree Huggers
    Liberal Arse Lickers (Do Gooders)
    Ken Livingstone
    Nigel Brown
    Big Brother (Insults my intelligence)
    Being a second class citizen in my own country
    Having to move to get away from my sick country
    British Public (there are no real men left hardly, just plastic feminate replicas)

    It fucks me off no end, sad pathetic country! Why the fuck did so many die during WWII to defend the rights of so many sad fuckers that now reside, in what was once called (Great) Britain. And I'm not talking about immigrants, I'm talking about the sad fucking English, Scottish and Welsh fuckers that have split, thinking dividing up the UK will benefit them....Shallow minded wankers! Fuck off and have your own parliaments because at the end of the day, whether they be English, Scottish or Welsh, it won't matter one fucking bit because Europe will control you. Wake up you tossers! Turn the fucking telly off and really look what is happening to the country.

    Stop thinking about the two cars on the driveway, keeping up with next doors garden whilst tuning into the latest BBC DIY shit programme, stop bending that credit card in trying to keep up with the next door "jone's". Stick your foot through the telly when your next shite serving of Coronation Street or Eastenders comes on and fucking wake up, you sad, pathetic, politically correct, frightened sad individuals. Awww sorry, you are not individual because you all want the same things, wear the same clothes, watch fucking telly and talking about big brother, soaps, stars in their fucking eyes. Tossers, the lot of you, you should be ashamed of yourselves. But you can't, because the blame culture you live in tells you to blame someone else. Britain......what a fucking sad society.

  • Red Ken - London's Big Joker

    This prick (Pictured above) takes the buscuit. He has a raw nerve to have a pop at Jade Goody, not that I'm defending her, she certainly has a friggin big mouth! But for Livinstone to have a pop about being racist, he wants to relive his comments last year about Jews and Nazis. Fucking cretin, the sooner this prick is voted out of London the better.

    It's quite a appropriate that this excuse of a human being works in an office complex shaped like a huge vibrator. Stick that up your pipe Ken! Knob!

  • I am most offended

    "Would you like White coffee Sir?" asked the minority ethnic woman in the coffee shop. My reply "I beg your pardon, I am most offended, now ask me again properly and in the correct tone". She looked confused, I explained that asking if I want a white coffee was racist and I prefer it to be referred to as coffee with or without milk.

    I also find the 'White Board', as its referred to in schools, offensive. White wash is another term I find offensive and I go off my head when called a Brit.

    Racism

    "You are a racist" - the PC brigades greatest (and only) weapon

    It makes politicians quake in their boots, it kills sensible discussion stone dead. This one short sentence is the greatest (and the only) weapon the PC brigade has. Losing the argument? - call your opponent a racist - that slur will usually silence them.

    So let us examine this further - a dictionary definition of racism is:

    i) discrimination against or unfair treatment of or violence against people because they belong to a different race from your own

    ii) the belief that there are characteristics, abilities, or qualities specific to each race

    and therefore anyone practicing any of the above must (by definition) be a racist.

    So now let's just examine how the PC brigade can say certain things are racist.

    Ann Winterton's joke about the Chinese cocklers. This was a widely circulating joke at the time and clearly it doesn't come into any of the categories listed above. It is often dragged up though - the last time being on BBC Question Time on the 22nd April in relation to Ron Atkinson's remarks. Andrew Rosindell MP, Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party bravely tried to point out the differences and defend Ann Winterton but you could see the fear in his eyes (and so could the PC brigade). He eventually gave up amid jeers of "stop digging" and "someone take his spade away". He never actually plucked up courage to ask anyone to explain how the joke is racist.

    Were the remarks made by Ron Atkinson racist and is he actually a racist?

    Calling a black man "a f*cking lazy n*gger" is certainly offensive to that person. Ron says he was disappointed in the man's performance during the match. If he had called him "a f*cking lazy b*stard" or "a f*cking lazy w*nker" would that have been less offensive to the man? It certainly would have knocked any serious idea of racism on the head (although the PC brigade would have still have complained bitterly as it was said about a black man) but would the recipient be any less upset or offended?

    Does it come under any of the above definitions?

    Is he a racist? Ron Atknson says not and points to all the good work he has done in the past with black players.

  • This is the PC BBC init

    The BBC is immersed in sickening, and mind-numbing political correctness. Just take a look at BBC1’s mad “idents” - images of happy multicultural people skateboarding or salsa dancing; African drummers (what have these got to do with Britain?); or crowds of “young people” at some dreadful “rave”. This propaganda is just like the Soviet posters of the 1930s, except that it’s all updated for 2004, and centres (not on tractors and industrial workers) but various decadent types “expressing” themselves. All the neurotic self-deceptions of the liberal elite are there, presenting an image of Britain that excludes anyone white, middle-class, non-urban, and traditional in dress and manner (i.e it excludes British people!)

    Political correctness - it is crippling our country!

    Political correctness is an attack on free speech, clear thinking and discussion. Political correctness is perpetrated by the left in politics as a cover for their flawed ideology - a sort of cultural Marxism. Political correctness is an attack on all the cohesive elements of our society using the grounds that they are repressive and need liberalising. Political correctness is Marxism without the gun. It seeks to inhibit personal freedom of speech and action, replacing it with a Marxist dogma that we are all supposed to embrace. In reality though, Political correctness has done untold damage to our society by giving supposedly 'repressed' groups freedoms without any sort of balancing responsibility. Worst of all though, political correctness is an insidious ideological disease which has spread unchecked because most people just think of it as a joke.

    Political correctness has made common sense a thing of the past. If you catch a burglar in your house then it's best to help the poor soul by carrying your possessions to the front door lest he should trip up and hurt himself and it's you that end up in court!

    The Police have been effectively neutralised by the fast tracking of university graduates whose only experience of life has been obtained in the liberal atmosphere of education. Just in case any real policemen still exist, the Politically Correct Brigade has turned the Police Force in on itself by claims of institutional racism.

    If they do actually succeed in getting a villain into court then the Magistrates hand out such lenient sentences (as laid down by the very Politically Correct 'sentencing advisory panel') that there is no deterrent. If you do end up in prison, the prison officers are told to call you by your first name and not say anything that may upset you! Just in case you get bored, you can keep yourself amused by repeatedly taking the prison governor to court over trivial matters that you think violate your human rights - all paid for by legal aid!

    Travelers can descend upon your area, dump old cars and shit everywhere with impunity. You try doing it in your front garden and see what happens! They are allowed to bypass the normal planning controls that are so strictly enforced on the rest of us and cost local councils hundreds of thousands of pounds in court cases and clean-ups. Who pays? Why you do of course - just check your council tax bill!

    Illegal immigrants (if caught) are rarely deported. Have you got a long way to come to get here? Why not hijack an airliner for the trip? Don't worry, we will still let you stay!

    Would you like a black coffee? NO! You can't say that! It's coffee without milk and Local Authorities spend a fortune of our money on making their employees attend courses on Newspeak!

    Our British humour has suffered badly. We can't tell jokes anymore in case it's considered racist or it upsets anyone. Don't these Politically Correct people realise that these are just jokes, said for fun and not real abuse?

    Try organising an event or trip and you find yourself tied up in the endless red tape created by the Health & Safety Executive. These people are all part of the 'Nanny State' which insists in sticking its nose into every aspect of our lives and telling us how to live it!

    Just in case there is anyone left in the country that might still be enjoying theirselves - let's ban smoking, fox hunting and let feminists launch a totally unfounded attack on men as rapists.

  • Let 'em all in, why not?

    From good old 'aunty':

    An internal Home Office report has warned of a potential threat to UK border controls from illegal immigrants arriving in the Canary Islands.

    Most were thought to be going to Spain, but such migrants were starting to come from English-speaking countries, a document obtained by the BBC shows.

    This meant they were more likely to try to reach the UK, the paper said.

    Last year at least 31,000 African migrants arrived in the Canaries, according to Spanish officials.

    The Home Office briefing paper, obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, said traffickers from further afield were also exploring the route.

    These could bring other organised immigration crime groups, it added.

    Such developments could pose a "potential threat" in the medium to long-term, the document said.

    Such exciting times for everyone in the UK! And you know what? there is nothing the UK can do about it now the EU governs all of our borders and immigration. Still, afew more won't make that much difference won't it, anyway, theres always Big Brother to take your mind off of things isn't there.

  • The 'Untouchables' panic and get very angry

    The pathetic showdown continues, now Labour are angry over Blair's senior aides arrest:

    Senior Labour politicians have questioned police tactics in arresting a senior aide to Tony Blair over the "cash-for-honours" affair.
    Downing Street official Ruth Turner was arrested at 0630 GMT on Friday and questioned on suspicion of perverting the course of justice.

    She was later released on police bail. She has denied any wrongdoing.

    Of course she was lifted at 0630 in the morning so Police could get hold of her before she goes to work, fucking cretins. I think labour are worried that these investigations will uncover more than they bare to face. The 'untouchable' party are fearing that their methods and tactics are finally being exposed. Guilt is riddled all over Blairs face.

  • "Look mum errr mum dad, err mumdad thingy"

    This topic will cause a stink with the PC / Loonie Brigade but i don't give a flying toss. I don't care what anyone says, how they cover it with their sick excuses but this story has got to be disgraceful:

    One in every 20 children adopted from care goes to live with a gay couple, official figures revealed yesterday. The number of adoptions by same sex couples is rising by more than 50 per cent a year in many parts of the country, encouraged by social workers.

    More Here: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23382402-details/Rise+in+adopted+children+living+with+gay+couples/article.do

    Now I'm going to be called all the 'isms'and 'ists' under the sun but I don't give a shit, these labels are a way of 'Do Gooders' normalising things. Bigot, homophobic and all the other labels, the liberal army of sickos can stick em up their pipes.

    Anyone with a sense of normaility will know that this cannot be good for the child and to me this is leglised brain washing. I'd actually go one higher and say its sickening! What gay people do with each other is up to them but I pity any child who'll be raised and forced into thinking this is normal social behaviour and with a liberal attitude that this is normaility. Fucking Disgrace!

    I have often maintained that Social Workers are the evil of society and have proof of this with my own high court battle won in london against Social Services in 1989. You've only got to look at the type of people Social Services attract. No other word than 'Evil' describes the Social Services agenda and it still carries on today. Maybe a topic for another day, but right now its too sickening and much too long a story to explain over a coffee and a cigerette.

    Do what you want with each other but don't involve innocent kids....Fucking makes me mad!

  • Owed Money From Your Bank?

    This man deserves a friggin medal. Simply fantastic, more should do the same......

    A man who was fed up with paying massive bank charges decided to give one of the high street giants a taste of its own medicine.

    When Royal Bank of Scotland refused to refund £3,400 charges that Declan Purcell believed he was owed, he sent in the bailiffs.

    Stunned customers at his branch of RBS watched as debt collectors seized four computers, two fax machines and a till filled with cash.

    The branch manager was told that the items would be sold unless RBS came up with the money owed to Mr Purcell.

    Only when the manager gave an undertaking that the debt would be paid did the bailiffs leave.

    Mr Purcell said: "I think the bank was pretty shocked when the bailiffs went in. But my view is that this is exactly what they would have done to me."

    Full Story: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23382397-details/Customer+sends+bailiffs+in+to+seize+bank%27s+computers/article.do

  • News Round Up - Brown Is 'Off His Head'

    Fat Head Wants Bigger Head

    Gordon Brown, the guy who wants Tony Blair's job, has stated that he wants a 'New World Order' After throwing a pile of pettles on Ghandis memorial, the 'healing powers' of India has made the man have a re-think. I don't just want to be PM of the UK, I want to be the World's Leader!

    Have You Been Infected?

    I have put my size 10's through the TV screen, Smashed up the radio, Burned down my local paper shop and on the verge of shunning the pub after the pathetic shite the Big Brother TV programme has tried to brain wash us all with. I'd shun the pub, but they do serve the best guinness.

    Storms

    Yep, its global warming, so, don't use your kettle to make that cuppa, stop using the car, cancel your holiday, stop using aerosoles, turn off the fridge, use candles and watch loads of big brother instead.

    Blair Senior Aide Arrested

    Yep, she was hawled into a police station and let out within an hour. Thorough investigation under way it seems in the cash for honours scandal.

    New DIY Bomb Method

    TIP OF THE DAY. According to terrorists, liquid hydrogen peroxide is the best solution when stripping wall paper. Manfo Asiedu has been commissioned by the BBC to produce a 12 series programme called "Jihad DIY" in 2089 after, hopefully, serving a lengthy prison sentence, or even better, hung.

  • What A Load Of Bollox!

    I will seriously doubt the mentality of anyone admitting they watch the pathetic goings on with regards to the Big Brother episodes. What a load of twaddle. Racism? What is racism nowadays, it seems you can't say nothing to an ethnic minority, or is it minority ethnic, without being labelled fucking 'racist'. The UK has gone fucking mad! Even Blair and Politicians are now roped in to this pathetic absolute shite piece of television. Get the programme off the air and stick on something a little more friggin educating!!!! Who actually gets off on this tripe. I'm fed up turning the radio on, tv on, picking up the paper or even going to the pub without this mind numbing shit being brought to my attention. I don't fucking care what a bunch of arseholes (Black or White) or doing to each other in a friggin box. The UK is become a fucking nation of gormless twats! Even the Yanks had the common sense to shun their version of this crap television

    People actually think that big mouthed 'Chavette' pig, Jade, is number 14 of the most influential people in the UK. God help the UK. Poxy nation of Chavs!

  • Watching Bankrupt GB PLc Watching You.

    Although not living in the UK anymore, I still look in horror at what I was predicting back in 2001. The economy is rapidly becoming a mess. Brown's constant sound bites "Never to return to Boom & Bust" being a load of crap, Housing market becoming a first time buyers nightmare, Stealth Taxes (all 150 of them), rising Council Tax, cuts in services, Immigration out of control, Rising Crime & the many scandals and dirty tricks campaigns dished out by nothing more than a corrupt Government.

    It seems very much to me the UK is on the brink of meltdown. While the Government try to divert your attention by scare mongering the populous that the country is more at risk from global warming and YOU should do something about it. So, to help the 'Environment' most local councils decide to cut rubbish collection from once a week, to once a fortnight! Hey, but your council tax still rises and rises. Green Tax has been added to your airport taxes and this will go towards improving public transport (Laughs Uncontrollably)

    Most people are also ignorant to the fact that the UK has become a paranoid society. The UK has the largest CCTV network anywhere. It taken cable TV companies upto 10 years to complete reasonably small towns and counties. It took the UK government under 1 year to get all of the UK's motorways and major 'A' roads CCTVed up with High Definition Cameras, Automatic Number Plate Recognition Cameras (ANPR)and over 700 cameras up and running for the the congestion charge zone in London (Which is currently expanding enabling an extra 300 cameras). What happens to all this data? Who has access. OK, if you do nothing wrong, you haven't got nothing to worry about. Comforting that isn't it? It's meant to cut crime, whats the point when your average thief, murderer or whoever steals a car to conduct their crime. ANPR Cameras are not going to give the registered address of the criminal is it? There seems to be no protection to monitor where this data ends up, despite the data protection act. Obviously the police has access, but what third paries will also be privvy to this information. David Dinglby recently had his privacy exposed when TfL (Transport for london) camera operators release footage of him in his car. You are not just watching Big Brother on the tele, it's watching you, EVERYWHERE!

    So, back to the economy, where does all this money come for CCTV, ANRP, face recognition systems? Billions of pounds worth of CCTV systems, courtesy of the UK Government and it doesn't stop there. These systems require maintenance and contacts cost hundreds of thousands of pounds per region! Nice to know that interest rates have gone up to curb spending, well, it seems the government don't just need spread sheets to see if this works, they can actually see for themselves.

    I clocked on a BBC thread comments regarding the recent raise in interest rates, "where are you thinking of emigrating to?" it asked. It seemed many want to flock from the UK as many do (ave. 90,000 per quarter ONS Survey 2006), but they alot simply can't afford to. I mean, what country could we all flock to that welcomes you with housing, handouts and priority preferential treatment?

  • Education, Education, Education!!!! Here's An Education!

    Does that 'sound byte' sound familiar? Well you may of heard something similar recently if you bothered to listen to Gordon 'Fat Arse' Brown in a recent interview expressing his concerns and policies should he become Prime Minister (God Forbid!) Yep, you guessed it, his main priority too is Education. Do all Labour Party ministers think we are all fucking dumb. Gordon Brown is one of the most arrogant twats in the cabinet. He feels that also high on the agenda is Africa, err hermm! Excuse me Gordon, how about the fucking mess your side kick BLiar has created? How about the fact that after May this year, Great Britain hands everything over to the EU. Good old Liz is signing the 6th and final treaty over to Europe. Basically she is evicting herself from monarchy.

    So, England gets split up into Euro Zones, ie, The South West of England becomes Area 'K' ! The word England dissapears all together on the EU map, already visible on the EU web site.

    The only comfort is that Europe, or the EU, will not last longer than 20 years in my opinion. They have even failed to put a constituion together. Are you happy non elected EMP's will be making decisions on your behalf? If you think pathetic rules like not being able to buy bent Bananas or Cucumbers is rediculous, take alook at some of the policies being drafted up by our good old nazi ooops, nice friends in Brussels.

    What will life be like in the EU after the 6th Treaty is signed?

    Our Westminster Parliament immediately becomes pointess as its remaining powers are transferred to Europe.

    It is the formal end of Britain and England as nations.

    Britain's 153 embassies around the world will be closed as the ink from the Queen's signature dries. (As Tony Blair refused to admit this has been agreed to, Jose Zapatero, the Prime Minister of Spain, confirmed it in a February 2005 radio broadcast.)

    After the EU abolishes our 48 counties your address will change from 4 High St, Taunton, Somerset, Great Britain, to 4 High St, Taunton, Area K, European Union. (The glorious EU county "The South West Region" has had the postal address "Area K" assigned for over a decade.)

    The Official National Anthem of the EU, which you should have known since 1971 is based on the melody "Ode to Joy" by Beethoven, formally replaces God save the Queen. The EU flag replaces the Union Jack, the red, blue and white nautical ensigns etc. (The EU Commission has already ordered (24.11.2005) our Merchant Navy to fly the EU flag in place of the red Ensign.)

    The EU takes ownership and command of our Police, Army, Royal Navy, RAF, nuclear weapons, currency reserves, North Sea Oil. (See the EU Constitution below)

    Serving officers in our police, army, navy and air force already know they will have to take an oath to the EU instead of to the Queen. If they don't many have been told they will be dismissed. The EU will have complete military control of the UK.

    The UK Independence Party will be banned under the 1999 ruling of the European court of Justice case c274/99, where it was held that it is illegal to criticise the EU.

    The Conservative, Labour and Lib-dem parties will be abolished (only pan EU parties like the EPP or PES are allowed -see clause I.46.4 of the EU Constitution). It will then be blindingly obvious to even the dumbest politician there is no reason to keep Westmister open, and that the EU has the legal right to close it.

    Many people will be excluded from the jobs they know best, as the EU's demand that you must pay to be re-taught the job, and pay for a certificate before you can be employed, becomes universal.

    Hundreds of thousands more small businesses will close on the enforcement of the remaining 100,000 EU regulations our government has already passed. Several million will be permanently unemployed as a result.

    We will all be criminalised by the 107,000 regulations. Its impossible to know or understand 107,000 regulations, and the poor can't possibly afford to comply. We will all be subject to frequent fines and arrest as a result. Here are just 4 examples:

    Under EU regulations it is now illegal for you to repair your plumbing, electrics or your car (from 1st January 2006). If you buy a boat over six feet long, built after the EU Recreational Craft Directive of 1999, and don't pay the EU £4,000 to "measure" the boat, you get 6 months imprisonment. We will live under permanent threat of arrest and fear of the knock at the door that takes us away.

    Massive corporations will do well, but with huge immigration allowed from the EU, they'll be able to pay minimum wage everywhere, not just in the provinces as they do now. If you don't accept the minimum they'll employ a Pole or a Czekoslovakian.

    Big corporations will also have a near monopoly (with the government) on employment and will be able to dictate unfavourable terms to staff without fear of contradiction.

    Plum government jobs and corruption will ensure the wealth of politicians, bureaucrats, their businesses and associates at all levels of government, including local government and amongst our 7000+ quangos.

    Society will divide into two: the remaining 60% of us will be either unemployed or treated abysmally on minimum wage.

    Taxes will rise more steeply to pay for the even larger explosion in government growth and corruption

    There will be no redress through local democracy because there won't be any. The nine UK regional governments, which replace our 48 counties and councillors, will be unelected (see the European Regionisation plan). Our only vote is to the powerless EU parliament. We will be ruled by the 25 unelected Commisssioners, and have have no redress at any level; we will be as poor but have less freedom than Soviet Citizens.

    If we demonstrate or protest we can be be seized and relocated to another region. The EU Arrest Warrant and Civil Contingencies Act 2004, with 20 other oppressive Acts the Queen has signed between 1972 and 2005, give the government absolute power over us. They can shoot us if they wish with no legal comeback - the shootings of innocents Philip Prout and Jean de Menezes were entirely legal under EU law.

  • Everybody's Doing It........

    Yep, sadly, it's another sad old meme, last one, promise!

    GREED

    1. How many credit cards do you own?
    You'll ask for the number next, yer I know your fuggin game matey!.

    2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
    ASDA

    3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
    What, and end up a total pillock, no thanks!

    4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
    Na!

    5. Have you ever stolen anything?
    Where do you think I got this meme err!

    6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
    Not telling, you'll get the Bill Gates Police on to me

    PRIDE

    1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
    Being a Daddy and having the bestest missus ever!

    2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
    Moving abroad

    3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
    A one day shopping trolley dash in ASDA
    To get this Guinness Pump working at hom

    4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
    Second is better than third innit!

    5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
    Oh yes, everyday

    6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
    Yes, who hasn't, if they say they haven't, they are a liar

    7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
    Made a fantastic Sunday Roast

    ENVY

    1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
    None, they got no bloody taste

    2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
    Tony Bliar - I'd soon put the 'Great' back into Great Britain

    3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
    Captain Kirk

    4. Have you ever been cheated on?
    Who hasn't?

    5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
    Ha Ha, errm, ohhh, awwww, perhaps more hair to cover my ever increasing spam head.

    6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
    Nothing, I quite like me actually, well someone has to.

    Bit of a boring one that really, but I vow, it's the last, I'm bored with memes, back to the real world.....now who can I pick on next?

  • Meme Mumbles

    Well, everyone else is doing it.......

    1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
    Shave? don't be common, I wax deary

    2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
    Finishing my last can of Guinness and packet of Onion Monster Munch

    3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
    Opening a packet of Monster Munch

    4. Are you any good at maths?
    Give me a calculator and I'm a fucking genius

    5. Do you have any famous ancestors?
    Probably, My Aunty Maud is an Eastender Legend

    6. Are you mad at anyone right now?
    Yes, everyone. Pillocks!

    7. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?
    Yep, "My hands are bananas, my hands are bananas, I'm careful of the monkey men because my hands are bananas"

    8. Last thing received in the mail?
    A Turd

    9. How many different drinks have you had today?
    Fug! Errrrr, Guinness, JD & Coke (Diet), Guinness and a bucket of coffee earlier

    10. What do you miss right now?
    My Hair

    11. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?

    Oh yes, they go some thing like; "Ohhhh, yer, you now you wanna, go on, pick the phone up or I'll cum"

    12. Who did you lose your concert virginity to?
    Wham 1984

    13. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
    No, what, you think I'm fucking mad or somefink

    14. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
    Removing my fist from my dentists mouth

    15. What is out your back door?
    Dog Shite probably

    16. Do you have plans for friday night?
    Do I, well of course, get fuggin blocked

    17. Do you like the ocean?
    I have to, it's in my back garden. Plus it's full of fish

    18. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns for xmas?
    What the fug you on about?

    19. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
    Is that the place with lots of fish?

    20. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
    Down the pub moaning like usual

    21. Who around you has the most problems?
    Tony fuggin Bliar

    22. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
    Yes, my Nanny

    23. Explain your love life at this moment?
    Cooooorrrr! Viagra is massive!

    24. Where do you keep your change?
    I ain't telling you you fuggin thief. Fuggi cheek!!

    25. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group?

    When I was trying to explain why I called Tony Malonie a fat bald headed twat to all of his body guards

  • I Want A Meme TOO!!!!!

    So give me one........(please):yes:

    PS Ablank one would be appreciated as I can't be arsed editing a used one.. Thanks! :wave:

  • Ebay Special - Saddam Shirts

    It's gotta be bargain of 2007!!!!!
    Just got this out of the boot of my car, fresh off of ebay. Saddam Hussain T-Shirts, all black, displaying the man himself. Just a little tight around the neck though.

    Buy one of these T -Shirts today and get a free Osama Bin Laden Video on hide & seek FREE!!
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  • Not So Jolly Golly

    A row has broken out over a golly exhibition at a Hampshire museum.
    A collection of golly badges on display in Westbury Manor Museum in Fareham has been criticised for its perceived racist connotations.

    Dr John Molyneux, from the University of Portsmouth, said the items should not be regarded simply as a childhood pastime or hobby.

    But Nick Martin who owns the collection said the exhibition had been very popular and no-one had complained.

    Source: BBC News: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hampshire/6257433.stm

    Blimey! I metioned this this week with regards to the Golly Wog story (http://talkspace.blog.co.uk/2007/01/11/pc_mayhem_feble_excuses~1540115) This proves that Political Corretness has gone much too far. Time to cull the Liberal Elite and 'Do Gooders' in society. They are nothing more than a rotton cancer causing more hate than any other group or organisation.

  • British Anti Christian Regime Marches On

    A Roman Catholic schoolgirl's desire to wear a crucifix necklace has led to her religion clashing with her school's health and safety policy.
    Samantha Devine, 13, from Gillingham, Kent, was given the cross as a Christmas present.

    But she was told to remove it by teachers at The Robert Napier School.

    Source: BBC News: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/6258451.stm

    So, it's ok to wear a Muslum head scarves and veils in the UK but not a cross. It looks like the UK's 'anti Christians' have also covered this one up as a school 'health & safety' policy - what utter crap! What with the 1500 or so mosques up and down the UK and plans for Mega Mosques in London and the West Midlands, it won't be long before Sharia Law is in place and you'll be having parts of your anatomy chopped off for wearing Christian Symbols!

  • PC Mayhem, Feble Excuses.

    Isn't it bloody funny how people get in a pickle about certain legacy words that are now deemed offensive, It's not just words too, corporate symbols and product symbols. In actual fact, these people totally piss me off. Political Correctness has gone fucking crazy. So, now we are being told that to call a dumb person dumb is insulting, we can't call deaf people deaf! We can't call blind people blind - fucking crazy. The Golly Wog (Pictured above), banned because doo-gooders said it will offend black people, I think black people we're more offended by the doo-gooders recommendations. The Golly Wog had been on the jars of Robinsons Jam for decades. I had a golly wog as a kid, it did not remind me of black people and it did not make me racist!

    Bizzare PC Snippets

    It has been decided that the word 'Yob'; should be banned from reports submitted to the Metropolitan police authority, when objections were raised after it appeared in the phrase "proactively tackling gangs and yobs across London. The the authority's deputy chairman, Cindy Butts, said, I have a problem with the language of yobs. It sort of sets up and defines too much of a Shadow Home Secretary, David Davis, said, With violent crime and antisocial behaviour soaring out of control on our streets, the public will expect police chiefs to have more pressing matters on their minds." Norman Brennan, of the Victims of Crime Trust said, If you don't like being called a yob, stop acting like one.

    Richmondshire Council in North Yorkshire is banning its staff from sending age-related birthday cards, in advance of the Government's age discrimination regulations which come into force on 1st October. So, it's goodbye to happy 21sts; see you to happy 40ths; and good riddance to happy 60ths

    Youth workers in Derbyshire working to reduce anti-social behaviour have started wearing hoodies.

    The Sure Start Centre in Oxfordshire which appeared to have been behind a move to encourage children to sing Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep instead of Baa Baa Black Sheep has backed down over the rhyme after pressure from many different quarters - not least from the parents of children at the nursery.

    It's all twaddle, the PC Brigade should be shot, they are nothing but control freaks bent on brainwashing us all. Bollocks to PC Tossers!

  • At Least Dick Turpin Wore A Mask

    Rip off Britain, it just gets better and better! From the 1st February this year, the UK will be charging 'Green Tax' on top of your airport tax when you tak a flight. This will effictively double the tax you pay now. Reading the BBC web site and sifting through public opinion, it seems the British don't really care. Comments like;

    It doesn't bother me, I only fly once a year to go on holiday

    Aww, yes it great, I feel much better when I fly now

    Fucking knob sticks! I also notice tht the UK is the only country introducing this tax too. 'Green Tax' just another way of getting money out of the populus. Instead of targetting the greedy companies, the passenger ends up footing the bill. But where will this money go, to the likes of Roll Royce to develop 'Greener' engines? Bollocks will it, right back into the UK treasury pockets where it can be spent on more important issues like Schools, Housing and Car benefits for asylum seekers and immigrants probably.

    Stealth Taxes

    One example of a stealth tax is in the United Kingdom, where the British Government diverted revenue from the National Lottery to fund public spending.

    Another form is the sale of licences for the use of blocks of transmission frequencies which were previously used for public services, such as April 2004 UK 3G auction, which costs 3, Vodafone, BT, One2One and Orange a total of £22,447,400,000 which they recover (by stealth) from the consumer over the 20 year contract period. The Ofcom Digital Dividend Review where TV frequencies are to be auctioned after the UK television digital switchover is complete will also raise steath taxes.

    150 Stealth Taxes New Labour Has Introduced Since 1997

    If you bothered to follow the link above, you will see that this Government has taxed British to the hilt, and yes theres more on the way......

    Second Home Tax : New Labour would like to see owners of second homes paying a special TRIPLE rate of Council Tax – to which could be added an Absentee Tax on homes left unoccupied for 6-8 months per year.

    Nuclear Tax : Every household will have to pay an extra £3,400 on its electricity bills over the next 20 years (£170 per year) to pay for new nuclear power stations and nuclear waste disposal.

    Crime Tax : Lord Goldsmith, the New Labour Attorney General, would like to let violent criminals and people arrested in possession of drugs and knives & other offensive weapons buy their way out of a gaol sentence and a criminal record by stumping up £500 to the government's coffers.

    Bed Tax : The government is eager to add a further 10% tax to hotel bills – in addition to VAT (currently 17.5%). The tax would make Britain the highest taxed holiday destination in Europe.

    Insulation Tax : Householders who fail to have their windows double-glazed, and their loft and cavity walls insulated, will have to pay more Council Tax for causing global warming. Those have made their home more energy-efficient might just get a rebate (but don't hold your breath).

    Obesity Tax : To be applied to 'junk' foods in the name of combatting obesity and getting the nation 'fighting fit for the Olympics'.

    Global Warming Airline Tax (a.k.a. Skyway) : The amount of the tax will vary according to the distance flown, e.g. £10 for a trip to Europe rising to £50 for a journey to the United States. Foreign Sec. Margaret Bucket thinks this tax will prevent Britain from descending into 'climage chaos'.

    Planning Gain Supplement : Announced in the 2006 December pre-budget report, this is a new stealth tax (to be introduced within 3 years) on land sold by home owners to developers based on the difference between value of the land itself, and the value of the land with planning permission.

    Isn't it about time citizens started to demand enough is enough? Don't you all feel like pillocks paying this with no fuss whatsoever. You even pay a tax to view television . Pathetic. About a year before I left for Cyprus, I bought my daughter a new TV from Dixons, they wanted my address, so they could inform TV Licensing that I have purchased a TV and cross check to see if I had a License. Of course, not the one to be ripped off, I declined to give my details so that they'll end up in some quasi Nazi Government's office. The point being I was buying the TV as a gift. I promptly told the Dixons sales assistant to take the TV back to the stock room and stick it. He quickly shuffled the papers and said, well, we don't have to record your address if you are paying cash? I walked out leaving a trail of expletives and went down to ASDA and bought a TV unquestioned without the Spotlight being shone into my eye. For fuck sake I was buying a TV, I would have had less bother buying a cruise missile.

    Stealth Tax - Bollocks to it with knobs on!

  • Prison Twats Want To Breed!

    A murderer serving life in prison is again appealing to be allowed to father a child by artificial insemination.
    Lawyers for Kirk Dickson, 34, and his wife Lorraine, 48, will put their case before judges at the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.

    They married in jail in 2001. Mrs Dickson now lives in Beverley, East Yorkshire, but her husband will not be released before 2009.

    They lost their first appeal at the European court last April.

    Their new appeal will be heard by 17 judges sitting in the court's Grand Chamber.

    I'll re-check this news story because I think I may of lost the plot on this one. So, some murdering geezer in prison, is demanding under human rights, that he is entitled to have a baby!? This pillock is not fit to fucking breed, he is a murderer, he should have no bloody rights. Why are the EU Courts spending thousands on a second hearing? Who the fuck are the EU courts to decide on anything when they can't even string a constitution together.

    The murderer is out of his mind, he doesn't deserve kids, his wife is also a convicted criminal who has served time. The pair of them are too thick to breed, how will this baby turn out should the pair of convicts be allowed to breed. What is fucking wrong with this society? Stick them both in their cells and give them a good kicking. Pricks!

  • Modern Man

    Is it me or are more and more so called men acting like women? I mean, men actually worry about their complexion and spend a fortune on male cosmetics. I think men are starting to even talk with a feminate tone too. On the other hand, some woman are starting to act and look like blokes. Some woman seem to fashion their looks on truck drivers. What the fuck is going on? It seems that science has put this down to female hormones creeping into the water sytem via sewerage! Bollocks, it's probably down to the fact that men think they have to change because woman are more independant and feel more secure about themselves if they can reflect a feminine aura about them. Check it next time, men constantly looking in shop windows to see how pathetic they look. Sad Tossers!

  • D&G Fuckwits

    They flock from university all aspiring to become a 'Fashion Designer'flaunting their latest designs in the hope that one day their attire will be displayed on the catwalk. These fashion guru's live in another fucking world. Nonced up twats displaying their twisted ideas for todays fashion where Men look like woman and woman look like men (More about that later folks). It doesn't stop there, Dolce & Gabbana have yeilded their latest fashion statement to the 'Yoof' of today. They thought it would be a 'cool' gesture to have male models mincing with knives whilst some models shown fake knife wounds. What are these fucking pricks on? Kids today will thinks thats "Massive" and if not already, will think its ok to dress up in hoods and yield knives at each other because 'fashion' says its cool.

    I have a pair of 300 pound D&G glasses which I'll smash the fuck out of, twating cretings, If that's fashion, stick it up your pipe! D&G = (Fucking) Dunce & Gormless. It make me soooooo angry!

  • "Super Manwoman" Holiday Dreams

    After reading this story I wonder what goes through people's brains to pick 'rogue states / countries' as thier holiday destination. On top of this, the woman involved in this story, went by herself to Ecuador! I'm sure these are beautiful countires full of trees, mountain, sunshine, sandy beaches and criminal gangs that like to kidnap people. Why don't these people consider Iraq or Afganistan as a first class choice of destination, at least if you get kidapped you stand a change of the coalition forces rescuing you.

    You can't tell me these people don't know the risks before stepping on that plane and holidaying / hiking in 'Peurto De Criminale'. Do these people have a fantasy about being kidnapped and jet of to see if their fantasy can become reality? I ask these questions because I tend to make a simple decision before I book my holiday destination. I ask some simple questions;

    Beach = Yes
    Sunny Climate = Yes
    Hotel = Yes
    Bar = Yes
    Terrorist Target =No
    Known for Kidnappings = No
    Civilised Society = Yes

    = Book Holiday.  Simple really it's not fucking rocket science.

    Places I tend to avoid:

    South American rogue states
    Middle East
    Parts of Asia with Muslim Extremists
    Jungles & Deserts

    Why the fuck would I want a holiday in a place with people roaming about with AK47's / Shooters? Why the fuck did the husband of this woman happily see her off at the airport with her kids. Sorry, but I think people like her have no common sense.

    Errrrrrr Woman + Rogue Place + Hostel = TROUBLE! Yes I can hear it now, all these new found Men Woman saying "Yer but, Yer but we can do what we want, we are the new Superman Woman" - Bollocks with bells on!

  • Get Parking Wardens To Find Osama Now!

    Ok,the United States has approximately 1.4 million personnel who are currently on active duty in the military with an additional 1,259,000 personnel in the seven reserve components,they've also got land, air, maritime and space based assets.

    Full spectrum dominance includes the physical battlespace; air, surface and sub-surface as well as the electromagnetic spectrum and information space. Control implies that freedom of opposition force assets to exploit the battlespace is wholly constrained.

    Spy satellites, Battleships, Aircraft Carriers, Thousands of Tanks, APC's, Aircraft, Helicopters, Spy Planes, Night Imaging, Intelligence agencies etc etc etc etc and they still can't find Osama Bin Laden. FFS He is living amongst mountain villagers,he can even manage to deliver video and audio tapes out to the civilised world.

    A team of failed Police Officers managed to track me down 3,500 miles over two unpaid 50 Pound UK parking fines, surely the CIA can find this mountain goat shagging evil twat!
    Get the CIA to get in contact with Kensington Metrolpolitan Police, they are incredible. Parking Warden's have far superior training to that of the CIA or any military force. Fucking Amazing!

  • Save The World, Plant A Tree Up Your Pipe!

    So, by cancelling that long awaited holiday this year to 'Costa Lotta' you can stop Global Warming by not taking the plane. Why not, whilst thinking about it;

    * Scrap the car
    * Throw out all your electrical appliances
    * Rip up all those man made materials you throw on your body everyday - clothes.
    * Stop using cosmetics and aerosoles and stink like a pole cat

    Surely you can do this just for starters, after the big clear out, why not plant a tree up your arse, as modelled by Morrisey back in the eighties.

    Finally, if you still want that well earned holiday this year abroad, fucking walk. Because this is what all the tree hugging, liberal environmentally aware saddos want.

    When are these cretins going to understand, the planet has warmed up, frozen, flooded and erupted for millions and millions of years. These pillocks are not going to fucking change what happens naturally. Get a job! Knobs.

  • Spellin Mistaks Innit

    People make me 'kin laugh, they pick out your grammitical errors instead of absorbing the content of your message. Typical, part of the reason for the country being in such a friggin mess I suspect. But you don't hear them complaining about the 'Chav' style 'Blinglish' kids seem to be blurting out to day. I mean, wot da fug doz it mata anywayz. Dis is da style of chat we gonna be gassin soon anywayz innit. Respek to da yoof and fug ya!

    I'm slightly Dyslexic so fug off, you Dyslexic'ist, I'll report you all for Dyslexicism

  • Big Brother Bollocks

    Who the hell in their right mind actually gets off on this shite piece of television? I'd rather watch two budgies get bored stiff in a bird cage. Is this the intelligence level people are stooping to in the UK. What an absolute pile of shitty pants!

    Let's face it, people watch it, get hooked, then go to work and down the pub and talk about this pile of old shite. Has peoples lives become so boring and shallow? FFS, get a life! The contestants have as much social skills as a tub of lard and end up UK celebs, what a farce!

    Millions of people actually watch this shite all day because apparently, there is fuck all interesting happening in their own life. I hear some people discussing the latest delivery of shite from the BB house and I feel like putting them out of their misery. "Awwww, did you see so and so make a cup of tea, yeah! thinggy was pulling himself off under the blankets last night, I was sure of it"

    Sad pathetic specimens!

  • Taking The Piss!

    Taking the piss

    OK,admit it, we've all been to a pub or restaurant and had something away, a coaster, a glass, ashtray or whatever. What posessed a man in Hampshire to nick a urinal from the bogs in a pub, the Royal Oak in Southampton.

    The man, who was caught on CCTV, had taken the Urinal, stuck in his ruck sack and casually left. He said he'd taken it as a souvenir. He later handed himself in to the police.

    The landlord of the pub is delighted to get it back, of course he is, he now wants to put it on ebay and sell it at some piss take price! The thief, from Salisbury, was given a caution - Tosser!

  • In Da News Innit!

    Gay Rights

    Gay Rights - Wheres it all end?

    Can you believe it, "Sexual Orientation" legislation is being drawn up to dictate to us what's right and wrong in the moral ground. Our values are declining rapidly. One Guest house owner in Northern Ireland said he would refuse two gay men sharing a double room in his guest house because his wife is christian and he has a young daughter who often helps with the running of the guest house. This man has a right in his own home / business to lay down his own moral code. If he doesn't want gay people to share rooms in HIS house, so be it! Under new legislation, this man can be taken to court and probably end up losing his business, is this right?

    Are people so weak that we have to have our morals dictated to us?

    What's next, rights for peadophiles, should they be allowed to perform their disgusting acts legally because of their human rights? We may laugh about the prospect of laws being dumbed down or deleted in favour of human rights, but where does it all end? Does Human Rights eventually allow everyone to carry out their fantasies and cravings. Fucking Stupid!

    A Quid a Loaf!

    Yep, you heard it right, due to the rise in cost of fuel, bread is set to rise to one pound a loaf! The price hike has also been put down to poor wheat harvest, that's probably because we've built on too many agriculatural fields, bloody twats! Think about it, a loaf cost an average of 52 pence in 2000, it's going to double in price! I thinks its really all down to sharholders of big firms, like everyone else in corporate UK, lining their fat greedy bastard pockets. I think Gordon Brown is having a fucking good laugh at the British, "whilst the fucking idiots get a belly full of big brother, I'll stick more levies on household essential foods like bread and milk, soon they'll have fuck all!!!" - Fat headed bastard!

    MI5 To Tell You When You Get Blown Up!

    So, not only has the UK got around 30 terror plots waged against it, all being planned from the comfort and safety of good old blighty, MI5 will now send you an email to tell youn when its going to happen, fucking great! Instead of infiltrating the terror cell and arresting them, they'll warn potential terror victims instead. As from today, you can sign up to this wonderful service so it can interrupt your Big Brother viewing when the Islamic Terrorist decide to carry out their next dark campaign. It must be hard work for MI5 to track the 1600 or so terror suspects that they know about, so in reality, double it and we will probably much closer to the amount of Islamic Terrorists dying to blow us all up. Fucking unbelieveable!

  • Smoke This!

    As usual, we are all being told what to do,when and where to do it, and we just do it. As a smoker myself, I agree, there should be certain areas or places one shouldn't be able to smoke, such as a Petrol Station, Gas Plant etc. Seriously though, places like Pubs & Restaurants should have the option to provide smoking areas. Wheres my human rights to be able to go out, pay for a meal / drink and have the right to smoke? In Ireland, some firms have banned smoking in company cars! How fucking ridiculous! I bet th MP's still spark up in the House of parliamnet's Bars / Canteens......Hypocritical bastards!

  • Nanny State?

    Who's getting fed up with it? The UK is a joke. It's rapidly turning into a psudo third world country. It more PC than the US has ever been and one of the easiest countries to become criminalised in. Speed Cameras. untold CCTV, a criminal haven for immigrants, a dictatorship growing in powers, in actual fact, if you consider yourself a normal law abiding citizen, you are not wanted and in fact have less rights than a convicted criminal and / or an asylum seeker.

    Our country's basic values have been sweep under the carpet and the UK seems to be preparing itself to rule under shia law, an islamic law applied to state rule. Seems ridiculous? Take alook at the Islamic Councils web site, look at the growth of Mosques in the UK as opposed to the amount of churches closing or being made into clubs, resturants etc.

    The british have been subjected to divide and rule making us less of a nation. We stand divided and divided we will eventually fall. People are more interested in the likes of Big Brother, X Factor and other shite TV productions than face what's happening to the UK. 

    I'm fortunate enough to have left the UK, but it still saddens me to see what the UK is rapidly becoming.

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