"I apprehended the pilot for displaying a racist flag on his aircraft m'lord"


"What you mean he just got away and blended into the crowd"


Police win security contact for London Mosques


Out with the old, in with the new. Herr Blair shows off new police uniforms


THINK! An unpaid parking fine or speeding fine will cost your vehicle


"Right, Listen up! - Numbers 13, 17, 24 & 27 have no TV licenses, round em up boys"