
"I apprehended the pilot for displaying a racist flag on his aircraft m'lord"

"What you mean he just got away and blended into the crowd"

Police win security contact for London Mosques

Out with the old, in with the new. Herr Blair shows off new police uniforms

THINK! An unpaid parking fine or speeding fine will cost your vehicle

"Right, Listen up! - Numbers 13, 17, 24 & 27 have no TV licenses, round em up boys"
FunkyFarmer
OK two points from a pissed FF Blair as described should be addressed as MR Blair. He is the prime minister of the country whatever his preceived faults. Secondly if the police weren't such cowards these days perhaps a lot more 'real' criminals would be out of harms way.
Just a couple of thoughts from an enebriated farmer.